for fun 
Laws of Teaching
-Disaster will occur when visitors are in the room.
-A subject interesting to the teacher will bore students.
-The time a teacher takes in explaining is inversely proportional to the information retained by students.
-A meeting's length will be directly proportional to the boredom the speaker produces.
-The problem child will be a school board member's son.
-When the instructor is late, he will meet the principal in the hall.
-If the instructor is late and does not meet the principal, the instructor is late to the faculty meeting.
-New students come from schools that do not teach anything.

Laws of Teaching
-Disaster will occur when visitors are in the room.
-A subject interesting to the teacher will bore students.
-The time a teacher takes in explaining is inversely proportional to the information retained by students.
-A meeting's length will be directly proportional to the boredom the speaker produces.
-The problem child will be a school board member's son.
-When the instructor is late, he will meet the principal in the hall.
-If the instructor is late and does not meet the principal, the instructor is late to the faculty meeting.
-New students come from schools that do not teach anything.
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